- 0
 - (TM)
 - /dev/null
 - /me
 - 0
 - 1TBS
 - 2
 - 404
 - 404 compliant
 - @-party
 
- A
 - abbrev
 - ABEND
 - accumulator
 - ACK
 - Acme
 - ad-hockery
 - address harvester
 - adger
 - admin
 - ADVENT
 - adware
 - AFAIK
 - AFJ
 - AFK
 - AI
 - AI-complete
 - airplane rule
 - Alderson loop
 - aliasing bug
 - Alice and Bob
 - All hardware sucks, all software sucks.
 - all your base are belong to us
 - alpha geek
 - alpha particles
 - alt
 - alt bit
 - Aluminum Book
 - ambimouseterous
 - Amiga
 - Amiga Persecution Complex
 - amp off
 - amper
 - and there was much rejoicing
 - Angband
 - angle brackets
 - angry fruit salad
 - annoybot
 - annoyware
 - ANSI standard
 - ANSI standard pizza
 - anti-idiotarianism
 - AOL!
 - app
 - Archimedes
 - arena
 - arg
 - ARMM
 - armor-plated
 - asbestos
 - asbestos cork award
 - asbestos longjohns
 - ASCII
 - ASCII art
 - ASCIIbetical order
 - astroturfing
 - atomic
 - attoparsec
 - Aunt Tillie
 - AUP
 - autobogotiphobia
 - autoconfiscate
 - automagically
 - avatar
 - awk
 
- B
 - B1FF
 - B5
 - back door
 - backbone cabal
 - backbone site
 - backgammon
 - background
 - backreference
 - backronym
 - backward combatability
 - BAD
 - Bad and Wrong
 - Bad Thing
 - bag on the side
 - bagbiter
 - bagbiting
 - baggy pantsing
 - balloonian variable
 - bamf
 - banana problem
 - bandwidth
 - bang
 - bang on
 - bang path
 - banner
 - banner ad
 - banner site
 - bar
 - bare metal
 - barf
 - barfmail
 - barfulation
 - barfulous
 - barn
 - barney
 - baroque
 - BASIC
 - batbelt
 - batch
 - bathtub curve
 - Batman factor
 - baud
 - baz
 - bazaar
 - bboard
 - BBS
 - BCPL
 - BDFL
 - beam
 - beanie key
 - beep
 - Befunge
 - beige toaster
 - bells and whistles
 - bells whistles and gongs
 - benchmark
 - Berkeley Quality Software
 - Berzerkeley
 - beta
 - BFI
 - BI
 - bible
 - BiCapitalization
 - biff
 - big iron
 - Big Red Switch
 - Big Room
 - big win
 - big-endian
 - bignum
 - bigot
 - bikeshedding
 - binary four
 - bit
 - bit bang
 - bit bashing
 - bit bucket
 - bit decay
 - bit rot
 - bit twiddling
 - bit-paired keyboard
 - bitblt
 - bits
 - bitty box
 - bixie
 - black art
 - black hat
 - black hole
 - black magic
 - Black Screen of Death
 - blammo
 - blargh
 - blast
 - blat
 - bletch
 - bletcherous
 - blinkenlights
 - blit
 - blitter
 - blivet
 - bloatware
 - BLOB
 - block
 - blog
 - Bloggs Family
 - blogosphere
 - blogrolling
 - blow an EPROM
 - blow away
 - blow out
 - blow past
 - blow up
 - BLT
 - blue box
 - Blue Glue
 - blue goo
 - Blue Screen of Death
 - blue wire
 - blurgle
 - BNF
 - boa
 - board
 - boat anchor
 - bob
 - bodge
 - BOF
 - BOFH
 - bogo-sort
 - bogometer
 - BogoMIPS
 - bogon
 - bogon filter
 - bogon flux
 - bogosity
 - bogotify
 - bogue out
 - bogus
 - Bohr bug
 - boink
 - bomb
 - bondage-and-discipline language
 - bonk/oif
 - book titles
 - boot
 - Borg
 - borken
 - bot
 - bottom feeder
 - bottom-post
 - bottom-up implementation
 - bounce
 - bounce message
 - boustrophedon
 - box
 - boxed comments
 - boxen
 - boxology
 - bozotic
 - brain dump
 - brain fart
 - brain-damaged
 - brain-dead
 - braino
 - brainwidth
 - bread crumbs
 - break
 - break-even point
 - breath-of-life packet
 - breedle
 - Breidbart Index
 - brick
 - bricktext
 - bring X to its knees
 - brittle
 - broadcast storm
 - broken
 - broken arrow
 - broken-ring network
 - BrokenWindows
 - broket
 - Brooks's Law
 - brown-paper-bag bug
 - browser
 - BRS
 - brute force
 - brute force and ignorance
 - BSD
 - BSOD
 - BUAF
 - BUAG
 - bubble sort
 - bucky bits
 - buffer chuck
 - buffer overflow
 - bug
 - bug-compatible
 - bug-for-bug compatible
 - bug-of-the-month club
 - bulletproof
 - bullschildt
 - bump
 - burble
 - buried treasure
 - burn a CD
 - burn-in period
 - burst page
 - busy-wait
 - buzz
 - buzzword-compliant
 - BWQ
 - by hand
 - byte
 - byte sex
 - bytesexual
 - Bzzzt! Wrong.
 
- C
 - C
 - C Programmer's Disease
 - C&C
 - C++
 - calculator
 - Camel Book
 - camelCase
 - camelCasing
 - can't happen
 - cancelbot
 - Cancelmoose[tm]
 - candygrammar
 - canonical
 - careware
 - cargo cult programming
 - cascade
 - case and paste
 - case mod
 - casters-up mode
 - casting the runes
 - cat
 - catatonic
 - cathedral
 - cd tilde
 - CDA
 - cdr
 - chad
 - chad box
 - chain
 - chainik
 - channel
 - channel hopping
 - channel op
 - chanop
 - char
 - charityware
 - chase pointers
 - chawmp
 - check
 - cheerfully
 - chemist
 - Chernobyl chicken
 - Chernobyl packet
 - chicken head
 - chickenboner
 - chiclet keyboard
 - Chinese Army technique
 - choad
 - choke
 - chomp
 - chomper
 - CHOP
 - Christmas tree
 - Christmas tree packet
 - chrome
 - chug
 - Church of the SubGenius
 - CI$
 - Cinderella Book
 - Classic C
 - clean
 - click of death
 - CLM
 - clobber
 - clock
 - clocks
 - clone
 - clone-and-hack coding
 - clover key
 - clue-by-four
 - clustergeeking
 - co-lo
 - coaster
 - coaster toaster
 - COBOL
 - COBOL fingers
 - cobweb site
 - code
 - code grinder
 - code monkey
 - Code of the Geeks
 - code police
 - codes
 - codewalker
 - coefficient of X
 - cokebottle
 - cold boot
 - COME FROM
 - comm mode
 - command key
 - comment out
 - Commonwealth Hackish
 - compact
 - compiler jock
 - compo
 - compress
 - Compu$erve
 - computer confetti
 - computron
 - con
 - condition out
 - condom
 - confuser
 - connector conspiracy
 - cons
 - considered harmful
 - console
 - console jockey
 - content-free
 - control-C
 - control-O
 - control-Q
 - control-S
 - Conway's Law
 - cookbook
 - cooked mode
 - cookie
 - cookie bear
 - cookie file
 - cookie jar
 - cookie monster
 - copious free time
 - copper
 - copy protection
 - copybroke
 - copycenter
 - copyleft
 - copyparty
 - copywronged
 - core
 - core cancer
 - core dump
 - core leak
 - Core Wars
 - cosmic rays
 - cough and die
 - courier
 - cow orker
 - cowboy
 - CP/M
 - CPU Wars
 - crack
 - crack root
 - cracker
 - cracking
 - crank
 - crapplet
 - CrApTeX
 - crash
 - crash and burn
 - crawling horror
 - CRC handbook
 - creationism
 - creep
 - creeping elegance
 - creeping featurism
 - creeping featuritis
 - cretin
 - cretinous
 - crippleware
 - critical mass
 - crlf
 - crock
 - cross-post
 - crossload
 - crudware
 - cruft
 - cruft together
 - cruftsmanship
 - crufty
 - crumb
 - crunch
 - cryppie
 - cthulhic
 - CTSS
 - cube
 - cup holder
 - cursor dipped in X
 - cuspy
 - cut a tape
 - cybercrud
 - cyberpunk
 - cyberspace
 - cycle
 - cycle of reincarnation
 - cycle server
 - cypherpunk
 - C|N>K
 
- D
 - daemon
 - daemon book
 - dahmum
 - dancing frog
 - dangling pointer
 - dark-side hacker
 - Datamation
 - DAU
 - Dave the Resurrector
 - day mode
 - dd
 - DDT
 - de-rezz
 - dead
 - dead beef attack
 - dead code
 - dead-tree version
 - DEADBEEF
 - deadlock
 - deadly embrace
 - death code
 - Death Square
 - Death Star
 - Death, X of
 - DEC
 - DEC Wars
 - decay
 - deckle
 - DED
 - deep hack mode
 - deep magic
 - deep space
 - defenestration
 - defined as
 - deflicted
 - dehose
 - Dejagoo
 - deletia
 - deliminator
 - delint
 - delta
 - demented
 - demigod
 - demo
 - demo mode
 - demoeffect
 - demogroup
 - demon
 - demon dialer
 - demoparty
 - demoscene
 - dentro
 - depeditate
 - deprecated
 - derf
 - deserves to lose
 - despew
 - dickless workstation
 - dictionary flame
 - diddle
 - die
 - die horribly
 - diff
 - dike
 - Dilbert
 - ding
 - dink
 - dinosaur
 - dinosaur pen
 - dinosaurs mating
 - dirtball
 - dirty power
 - disclaimer
 - Discordianism
 - disemvowel
 - disk farm
 - display hack
 - dispress
 - Dissociated Press
 - distribution
 - distro
 - disusered
 - DMZ
 - do protocol
 - doc
 - documentation
 - dodgy
 - dogcow
 - dogfood
 - dogpile
 - dogwash
 - Don't do that then!
 - dongle
 - dongle-disk
 - Doom, X of
 - doorstop
 - DoS attack
 - dot file
 - double bucky
 - doubled sig
 - down
 - download
 - DP
 - DPer
 - Dr. Fred Mbogo
 - dragon
 - Dragon Book
 - drain
 - dread high-bit disease
 - dread questionmark disease
 - DRECNET
 - driver
 - droid
 - drone
 - drool-proof paper
 - drop on the floor
 - drop-ins
 - drop-outs
 - drugged
 - drum
 - drunk mouse syndrome
 - DSW
 - dub dub dub
 - Duff's device
 - dumb terminal
 - dumbass attack
 - dumbed down
 - dump
 - dumpster diving
 - dusty deck
 - DWIM
 - dynner
 
- E
 - Easter egg
 - Easter egging
 - eat flaming death
 - EBCDIC
 - ECP
 - ed
 - egg
 - egosurf
 - eighty-column mind
 - El Camino Bignum
 - elder days
 - elegant
 - elephantine
 - elevator controller
 - elite
 - ELIZA effect
 - elvish
 - EMACS
 - email
 - emoticon
 - EMP
 - empire
 - engine
 - English
 - enhancement
 - ENQ
 - EOD
 - EOF
 - EOL
 - EOU
 - epoch
 - epsilon
 - epsilon squared
 - era
 - Eric Conspiracy
 - Eris
 - erotics
 - error 33
 - eurodemo
 - evil
 - evil and rude
 - Evil Empire
 - exa-
 - examining the entrails
 - EXCH
 - excl
 - EXE
 - exec
 - exercise, left as an
 - Exon
 - Exploder
 - exploit
 - external memory
 - eye candy
 - eyeball search
 
- F
 - face time
 - factor
 - fairings
 - fall over
 - fall through
 - fan
 - fandango on core
 - FAQ
 - FAQ list
 - FAQL
 - faradize
 - farkled
 - farm
 - fascist
 - fat electrons
 - fat pipe
 - fat-finger
 - faulty
 - fear and loathing
 - feature
 - feature creature
 - feature creep
 - feature key
 - feature shock
 - featurectomy
 - feep
 - feeper
 - feeping creature
 - feeping creaturism
 - feetch feetch
 - fence
 - fencepost error
 - fiber-seeking backhoe
 - FidoNet
 - field circus
 - field servoid
 - file signature
 - filk
 - film at 11
 - filter
 - Finagle's Law
 - fine
 - finger
 - finger trouble
 - finger-pointing syndrome
 - finn
 - firebottle
 - firefighting
 - firehose syndrome
 - firewall code
 - firewall machine
 - fireworks mode
 - firmware
 - fish
 - FISH queue
 - fisking
 - FITNR
 - fix
 - FIXME
 - flag
 - flag day
 - flaky
 - flamage
 - flame
 - flame bait
 - flame on
 - flame war
 - flamer
 - flap
 - flarp
 - flash crowd
 - flat
 - flat-ASCII
 - flat-file
 - flatten
 - flavor
 - flavorful
 - flippy
 - flood
 - flowchart
 - flower key
 - flush
 - flypage
 - Flyspeck 3
 - flytrap
 - FM
 - fnord
 - FOAF
 - FOD
 - fold case
 - followup
 - fontology
 - foo
 - foobar
 - fool
 - fool file
 - Foonly
 - footprint
 - for free
 - for the rest of us
 - for values of
 - fora
 - foreground
 - fork
 - fork bomb
 - forked
 - Formosa's Law
 - Fortrash
 - fortune cookie
 - forum
 - fossil
 - four-color glossies
 - frag
 - fragile
 - Frankenputer
 - fred
 - Fred Foobar
 - frednet
 - free software
 - freeware
 - freeze
 - fried
 - frink
 - friode
 - fritterware
 - frob
 - frobnicate
 - frobnitz
 - frog
 - frogging
 - front end
 - frotz
 - frotzed
 - frowney
 - FRS
 - fry
 - fscking
 - FSF
 - -fu
 - FUBAR
 - fuck me harder
 - FUD
 - FUD wars
 - fudge
 - fudge factor
 - fuel up
 - Full Monty
 - fum
 - functino
 - funky
 - funny money
 - furrfu
 
- G
 - G
 - gang bang
 - Gang of Four
 - garbage collect
 - garply
 - gas
 - Gates's Law
 - gawble
 - GC
 - GCOS
 - GECOS
 - gedanken
 - geef
 - geek
 - geek code
 - geek out
 - geekasm
 - gen
 - gender mender
 - General Public Virus
 - generate
 - Genius From Mars Technique
 - gensym
 - Get a life!
 - Get a real computer!
 - GandhiCon
 - gib
 - GIFs at 11
 - gig
 - giga-
 - GIGO
 - gilley
 - gillion
 - ginger
 - GIPS
 - GIYF
 - glark
 - glass
 - glass tty
 - glassfet
 - glitch
 - glob
 - glork
 - glue
 - gnarly
 - GNU
 - gnubie
 - GNUMACS
 - go flatline
 - go gold
 - go root
 - go-faster stripes
 - GoAT
 - goat file
 - gobble
 - Godwin's Law
 - Godzillagram
 - golden
 - golf-ball printer
 - gonk
 - gonkulator
 - gonzo
 - Good Thing
 - google
 - google juice
 - gopher
 - gopher hole
 - gorets
 - gorilla arm
 - gorp
 - GOSMACS
 - gotcha
 - GPL
 - GPV
 - gray goo
 - gray hat
 - Great Internet Explosion
 - Great Renaming
 - Great Runes
 - Great Worm
 - great-wall
 - green bytes
 - green card
 - green lightning
 - green machine
 - Green's Theorem
 - greenbar
 - grep
 - gribble
 - grilf
 - grind
 - grind crank
 - gritch
 - grok
 - gronk
 - gronk out
 - gronked
 - grovel
 - grue
 - grunge
 - gubbish
 - Guido
 - guiltware
 - gumby
 - gunch
 - gunpowder chicken
 - guru
 - guru meditation
 - gweep
 - GWF
 
- H
 - h
 - ha ha only serious
 - hack
 - hack attack
 - hack mode
 - hack on
 - hack together
 - hack up
 - hack value
 - hacked off
 - hacked up
 - hacker
 - hacker ethic
 - hacker humor
 - Hackers (the movie)
 - hacking run
 - Hacking X for Y
 - Hackintosh
 - hackish
 - hackishness
 - hackitude
 - hair
 - hairball
 - hairy
 - HAKMEM
 - hakspek
 - Halloween Documents
 - ham
 - hammer
 - hamster
 - HAND
 - hand cruft
 - hand-hacking
 - hand-roll
 - handle
 - handshaking
 - handwave
 - hang
 - Hanlon's Razor
 - happily
 - hard boot
 - hardcoded
 - hardwarily
 - hardwired
 - has the X nature
 - hash bucket
 - hash collision
 - hat
 - HCF
 - heads down
 - heartbeat
 - heatseeker
 - heavy metal
 - heavy wizardry
 - heavyweight
 - Hed Rat
 - heisenbug
 - hell desk
 - hello sailor!
 - hello world
 - hello, wall!
 - hex
 - hexadecimal
 - hexit
 - HHOK
 - HHOS
 - hidden flag
 - high bit
 - high moby
 - highly
 - hing
 - hired gun
 - hirsute
 - HLL
 - hoarding
 - hog
 - hole
 - hollised
 - holy penguin pee
 - holy wars
 - home box
 - home machine
 - home page
 - honey pot
 - hook
 - hop
 - horked
 - hose
 - hosed
 - hot chat
 - hot spot
 - hotlink
 - house wizard
 - HP-SUX
 - HTH
 - huff
 - hung
 - hungry puppy
 - hungus
 - hyperspace
 - hysterical reasons
 
- I
 - I didn't change anything!
 - I see no X here.
 - I for one welcome our new X overlords
 - IANAL
 - IBM
 - ICBM address
 - ice
 - ID10T error
 - idempotent
 - IDP
 - If you want X, you know where to find it.
 - ifdef out
 - IIRC
 - ill-behaved
 - IMHO
 - Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted!
 - in the extreme
 - incantation
 - include
 - include war
 - indent style
 - Indent-o-Meter
 - index of X
 - infant mortality
 - infinite
 - infinite loop
 - Infinite-Monkey Theorem
 - infinity
 - inflate
 - Infocom
 - initgame
 - insanely great
 - installfest
 - INTERCAL
 - InterCaps
 - interesting
 - Internet
 - Internet Death Penalty
 - Internet Exploder
 - Internet Exploiter
 - interrupt
 - interrupts locked out
 - intertwingled
 - intro
 - IRC
 - iron
 - Iron Age
 - iron box
 - ironmonger
 - ISO standard cup of tea
 - ISP
 - Itanic
 - ITS
 - IWBNI
 - IYFEG
 
- J
 - J. Random
 - J. Random Hacker
 - jack in
 - jaggies
 - Java
 - JCL
 - JEDR
 - Jeff K.
 - jello
 - Jeopardy-style quoting
 - jibble
 - jiffy
 - job security
 - jock
 - joe code
 - joe-job
 - juggling eggs
 - juice
 - jump off into never-never land
 - jupiter
 
- K
 - K
 - K&R
 - k-
 - kahuna
 - kamikaze packet
 - kangaroo code
 - ken
 - kernel-of-the-week club
 - kgbvax
 - KIBO
 - kiboze
 - kibozo
 - kick
 - kill file
 - killer app
 - killer micro
 - killer poke
 - kilo-
 - kilogoogle
 - KIPS
 - KISS Principle
 - kit
 - KLB
 - klone
 - kludge
 - kluge
 - kluge around
 - kluge up
 - Knights of the Lambda Calculus
 - knobs
 - knurd
 - Knuth
 - koan
 - kook
 - Kool-Aid
 - kremvax
 - kyrka
 
- L
 - lag
 - lamer
 - LAN party
 - language lawyer
 - languages of choice
 - LART
 - larval stage
 - lase
 - laser chicken
 - leaf site
 - leak
 - leaky heap
 - leapfrog attack
 - leech
 - leech mode
 - legal
 - legalese
 - lenna
 - LER
 - LERP
 - let the smoke out
 - letterbomb
 - lexer
 - life
 - Life is hard
 - light pipe
 - lightweight
 - like kicking dead whales down the beach
 - like nailing jelly to a tree
 - line 666
 - line eater, the
 - line noise
 - linearithmic
 - link farm
 - link rot
 - link-dead
 - lint
 - Lintel
 - Linus
 - Linux
 - lion food
 - Lions Book
 - LISP
 - list-bomb
 - lithium lick
 - little-endian
 - live
 - live data
 - Live Free Or Die!
 - livelock
 - liveware
 - lobotomy
 - locals, the
 - locked and loaded
 - locked up
 - logic bomb
 - logical
 - loop through
 - loose bytes
 - lord high fixer
 - lose
 - lose lose
 - loser
 - losing
 - loss
 - lossage
 - lossy
 - lost in the noise
 - lost in the underflow
 - lots of MIPS but no I/O
 - low-bandwidth
 - Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology
 - Lumber Cartel
 - lunatic fringe
 - lurker
 - luser
 
- M
 - M
 - M$
 - macdink
 - machoflops
 - Macintoy
 - Macintrash
 - macro
 - macro-
 - macrology
 - maggotbox
 - magic
 - magic cookie
 - magic number
 - magic smoke
 - mail storm
 - mailbomb
 - mailing list
 - main loop
 - mainframe
 - mainsleaze
 - malware
 - man page
 - management
 - mandelbug
 - manged
 - mangle
 - mangled name
 - mangler
 - manularity
 - marching ants
 - marbles
 - marginal
 - marginally
 - marketroid
 - Mars
 - martian
 - massage
 - math-out
 - Matrix
 - mav
 - maximum Maytag mode
 - McQuary limit
 - meatspace
 - meatware
 - meeces
 - meg
 - mega-
 - megapenny
 - MEGO
 - meltdown, network
 - meme
 - meme plague
 - memetics
 - memory farts
 - memory leak
 - memory smash
 - menuitis
 - mess-dos
 - meta
 - meta bit
 - metasyntactic variable
 - MFTL
 - mickey
 - mickey mouse program
 - micro-
 - MicroDroid
 - microfortnight
 - microLenat
 - microReid
 - microserf
 - Microsloth Windows
 - Microsoft
 - micros~1
 - middle-endian
 - middle-out implementation
 - milliLampson
 - minor detail
 - MIPS
 - misbug
 - misfeature
 - missile address
 - MiSTing
 - miswart
 - MMF
 - mobo
 - moby
 - mockingbird
 - mod
 - mode
 - mode bit
 - modulo
 - mojibake
 - molly-guard
 - Mongolian Hordes technique
 - monkey up
 - monkey, scratch
 - monstrosity
 - monty
 - Moof
 - Moore's Law
 - moria
 - MOTAS
 - MOTOS
 - MOTSS
 - mouse ahead
 - mouse belt
 - mouse droppings
 - mouse elbow
 - mouse pusher
 - mouso
 - MS-DOS
 - mu
 - MUD
 - muddie
 - mudhead
 - muggle
 - Multics
 - multitask
 - mumblage
 - mumble
 - munch
 - munching
 - munching squares
 - munchkin
 - mundane
 - mung
 - munge
 - Murphy's Law
 - music
 - mutter
 
- N
 - N
 - nadger
 - nagware
 - nailed to the wall
 - nailing jelly
 - naive
 - naive user
 - NAK
 - NANA
 - nano
 - nano-
 - nanoacre
 - nanobot
 - nanocomputer
 - nanofortnight
 - nanotechnology
 - narg
 - nasal demons
 - nastygram
 - Nathan Hale
 - nature
 - neat hack
 - neats vs. scruffies
 - neep-neep
 - neophilia
 - nerd
 - nerd knob
 - net.-
 - net.god
 - net.personality
 - net.police
 - netburp
 - netdead
 - nethack
 - netiquette
 - netlag
 - netnews
 - Netscrape
 - netsplit
 - netter
 - network address
 - network meltdown
 - New Jersey
 - New Testament
 - newbie
 - newgroup wars
 - newline
 - NeWS
 - newsfroup
 - newsgroup
 - nick
 - nickle
 - night mode
 - Nightmare File System
 - NIL
 - Ninety-Ninety Rule
 - nipple mouse
 - NMI
 - no-op
 - noddy
 - non-optimal solution
 - nonlinear
 - nontrivial
 - not entirely unlike X
 - not ready for prime time
 - notwork
 - NP-
 - NSA line eater
 - NSP
 - nude
 - nugry
 - nuke
 - number-crunching
 - numbers
 - NUXI problem
 - nybble
 - nyetwork
 
- O
 - Ob-
 - Obfuscated C Contest
 - obi-wan error
 - Objectionable-C
 - obscure
 - octal forty
 - off the trolley
 - off-by-one error
 - offline
 - ogg
 - -oid
 - old fart
 - Old Testament
 - on the gripping hand
 - one-banana problem
 - one-line fix
 - one-liner wars
 - ooblick
 - OP
 - op
 - open
 - open source
 - open switch
 - operating system
 - operator headspace
 - optical diff
 - optical grep
 - optimism
 - Oracle, the
 - Orange Book
 - oriental food
 - orphan
 - orphaned i-node
 - orthogonal
 - OS
 - OS/2
 - OSS
 - OT
 - OTOH
 - out-of-band
 - overclock
 - overflow bit
 - overrun
 - overrun screw
 - owned
 
- P
 - P.O.D.
 - packet over air
 - padded cell
 - page in
 - page out
 - pain in the net
 - paper-net
 - param
 - PARC
 - parent message
 - parity errors
 - Parkinson's Law of Data
 - parm
 - parse
 - Pascal
 - PascalCasing
 - pastie
 - patch
 - patch pumpkin
 - patch space
 - path
 - pathological
 - payware
 - PBD
 - PD
 - PDP-10
 - PDP-11
 - PDP-20
 - PEBKAC
 - peek
 - pencil and paper
 - Pentagram Pro
 - Pentium
 - peon
 - percent-S
 - perf
 - perfect programmer syndrome
 - Perl
 - person of no account
 - pessimal
 - pessimizing compiler
 - peta-
 - pffft
 - PFY
 - phage
 - phase
 - phase of the moon
 - phase-wrapping
 - PHB
 - phreaker
 - phreaking
 - pico-
 - pig-tail
 - pilot error
 - ping
 - Ping O' Death
 - ping storm
 - pink contract
 - pink wire
 - pipe
 - pistol
 - pixel sort
 - pizza box
 - plaid screen
 - plain-ASCII
 - Plan 9
 - plan file
 - platinum-iridium
 - playpen
 - playte
 - plokta
 - plonk
 - plug-and-pray
 - plugh
 - plumbing
 - PM
 - point release
 - point-and-drool interface
 - pointy hat
 - pointy-haired
 - poke
 - poll
 - polygon pusher
 - POM
 - ponytail
 - pop
 - poser
 - post
 - postcardware
 - Postel's Prescription
 - posting
 - postmaster
 - PostScript
 - pound on
 - power cycle
 - power hit
 - pr0n
 - precedence lossage
 - pred
 - prepend
 - prestidigitization
 - pretty pictures
 - prettyprint
 - pretzel key
 - priesthood
 - prime time
 - print
 - printing discussion
 - priority interrupt
 - profile
 - progasm
 - proggy
 - proglet
 - program
 - Programmer's Cheer
 - programming
 - programming fluid
 - propeller head
 - propeller key
 - proprietary
 - protocol
 - provocative maintenance
 - prowler
 - pseudo
 - pseudoprime
 - pseudosuit
 - psychedelicware
 - psyton
 - pubic directory
 - puff
 - pumpkin holder
 - pumpking
 - punched card
 - punt
 - Purple Book
 - purple wire
 - push
 - Python
 
- Q
 - quad
 - quadruple bucky
 - quantifiers
 - quantum bogodynamics
 - quarter
 - ques
 - quick-and-dirty
 - quine
 - Quirk objection
 - quote chapter and verse
 - quotient
 - quux
 - qux
 - QWERTY
 
- R
 - rabbit job
 - rain dance
 - rainbow series
 - random
 - Random Number God
 - random numbers
 - randomness
 - rape
 - rare mode
 - raster blaster
 - raster burn
 - rasterbation
 - rat belt
 - rat dance
 - rathole
 - ratio site
 - rave
 - rave on!
 - ravs
 - raw mode
 - RBL
 - rc file
 - RE
 - read-only user
 - README file
 - real
 - real estate
 - real hack
 - real operating system
 - Real Programmer
 - Real Soon Now
 - real time
 - real user
 - Real World
 - reality check
 - reality-distortion field
 - reaper
 - recompile the world
 - rectangle slinger
 - recursion
 - recursive acronym
 - red wire
 - regexp
 - register dancing
 - rehi
 - reincarnation, cycle of
 - reinvent the wheel
 - relay rape
 - religion of CHI
 - religious issues
 - replicator
 - reply
 - restriction
 - retcon
 - RETI
 - retrocomputing
 - return from the dead
 - RFC
 - RFE
 - Right Thing
 - rip
 - ripoff
 - RL
 - roach
 - robocanceller
 - robot
 - robust
 - rococo
 - rogue
 - room-temperature IQ
 - root
 - root mode
 - rootkit
 - rot13
 - rotary debugger
 - RSN
 - RTBM
 - RTFAQ
 - RTFB
 - RTFM
 - RTFS
 - RTI
 - RTM
 - RTS
 - rubber-hose cryptanalysis
 - rude
 - runes
 - runic
 - rusty iron
 - rusty wire
 
- S
 - S/N ratio
 - sacred
 - saga
 - sagan
 - SAIL
 - salescritter
 - salt
 - salt mines
 - salt substrate
 - same-day service
 - samizdat
 - samurai
 - sandbender
 - sandbox
 - sanity check
 - Saturday-night special
 - say
 - scag
 - scanno
 - scary devil monastery
 - schroedinbug
 - science-fiction fandom
 - SCNR
 - scram switch
 - scratch
 - scratch monkey
 - scream and die
 - screaming tty
 - screen
 - screen name
 - screen scraping
 - screw
 - screwage
 - scribble
 - script kiddies
 - scrog
 - scrool
 - scrozzle
 - scruffies
 - SCSI
 - SCSI voodoo
 - search-and-destroy mode
 - second-system effect
 - secondary damage
 - security through obscurity
 - SED
 - See figure 1
 - segfault
 - seggie
 - segment
 - segmentation fault
 - segv
 - self-reference
 - selvage
 - semi
 - semi-automated
 - semi-infinite
 - senior bit
 - September that never ended
 - server
 - SEX
 - sex changer
 - shambolic link
 - shar file
 - sharchive
 - Share and enjoy!
 - shareware
 - sharing violation
 - shebang
 - shelfware
 - shell
 - shell out
 - shift left (or right) logical
 - shim
 - shitogram
 - shotgun debugging
 - shovelware
 - showstopper
 - shriek
 - Shub-Internet
 - SIG
 - sig block
 - sig quote
 - sig virus
 - sigmonster
 - signal-to-noise ratio
 - silicon
 - silly walk
 - silo
 - since time T equals minus infinity
 - sitename
 - skrog
 - skulker
 - slab
 - slack
 - slash
 - slashdot effect
 - sleep
 - slim
 - slop
 - slopsucker
 - Slowlaris
 - slurp
 - slurp the robot
 - smart
 - smart terminal
 - smash case
 - smash the stack
 - smiley
 - smoke
 - smoke and mirrors
 - smoke test
 - smoking clover
 - smoot
 - SMOP
 - smurf
 - SNAFU principle
 - snail
 - snail-mail
 - snap
 - snarf
 - snarf & barf
 - snarf down
 - snark
 - sneaker
 - sneakernet
 - sniff
 - snippage
 - SO
 - social engineering
 - social science number
 - sock puppet
 - sodium substrate
 - soft boot
 - softcopy
 - software bloat
 - software hoarding
 - software laser
 - software rot
 - softwarily
 - softy
 - some random X
 - sorcerer's apprentice mode
 - source
 - source of all good bits
 - space-cadet keyboard
 - spaceship operator
 - SPACEWAR
 - spaghetti code
 - spaghetti inheritance
 - spam
 - spam bait
 - spamblock
 - spamhaus
 - spamvertize
 - spangle
 - spawn
 - special-case
 - speed of light
 - speedometer
 - spell
 - spelling flame
 - spider
 - spider food
 - spiffy
 - spike
 - spin
 - Spinning Pizza of Death
 - spl
 - splash screen
 - splat
 - splat out
 - splork!
 - spod
 - spoiler
 - spoiler space
 - sponge
 - spoof
 - spool
 - spool file
 - sporgery
 - sport death
 - spungle
 - spyware
 - squirrelcide
 - stack
 - stack puke
 - stale pointer bug
 - Stanford Bunny
 - star out
 - state
 - stealth manager
 - steam-powered
 - steved
 - STFW
 - stir-fried random
 - stomp on
 - Stone Age
 - stone knives and bearskins
 - stoppage
 - store
 - STR
 - strided
 - stroke
 - strudel
 - stubroutine
 - studly
 - studlycaps
 - stunning
 - stupid-sort
 - Stupids
 - Sturgeon's Law
 - sucking mud
 - sufficiently small
 - suit
 - suitable win
 - suitably small
 - Sun
 - sun lounge
 - sun-stools
 - sunspots
 - super source quench
 - superloser
 - superprogrammer
 - superuser
 - support
 - surf
 - Suzie COBOL
 - swab
 - swap
 - swap space
 - swapped in
 - swapped out
 - Swiss-Army chainsaw
 - swizzle
 - sync
 - syntactic salt
 - syntactic sugar
 - sys-frog
 - sysadmin
 - sysape
 - sysop
 - system
 - system mangler
 - systems jock
 
- T
 - T
 - tail recursion
 - talk mode
 - talker system
 - TAN
 - tanked
 - TANSTAAFL
 - tape monkey
 - tar and feather
 - tarball
 - tardegy
 - taste
 - tayste
 - TCB
 - TCP/IP
 - TECO
 - tee
 - teergrube
 - teledildonics
 - ten-finger interface
 - tense
 - tentacle
 - tenured graduate student
 - tera-
 - teraflop club
 - terminak
 - terminal brain death
 - terminal illness
 - terminal junkie
 - test
 - TeX
 - text
 - thanks in advance
 - That's not a bug, that's a feature!
 - the literature
 - the network
 - the X that can be Y is not the true X
 - theology
 - theory
 - thinko
 - This can't happen
 - This time, for sure!
 - thrash
 - thread
 - three-finger salute
 - throwaway account
 - thud
 - thumb
 - thundering herd problem
 - thunk
 - tick
 - tick-list features
 - tickle a bug
 - tiger team
 - time bomb
 - time sink
 - time T
 - times-or-divided-by
 - timesharing
 - TINC
 - Tinkerbell program
 - TINLC
 - tip of the ice-cube
 - tired iron
 - tits on a keyboard
 - TLA
 - TMRC
 - TMRCie
 - TMTOWTDI
 - to a first approximation
 - to a zeroth approximation
 - toad
 - toast
 - toaster
 - toeprint
 - TOFU
 - toggle
 - tool
 - toolchain
 - toolsmith
 - toor
 - top-post
 - topic drift
 - topic group
 - TOPS-10
 - TOPS-20
 - TOS
 - tourist
 - tourist information
 - touristic
 - toy
 - toy language
 - toy problem
 - toy program
 - trampoline
 - trap
 - trap door
 - trash
 - trawl
 - tree-killer
 - treeware
 - trit
 - trivial
 - troff
 - troglodyte
 - troglodyte mode
 - Trojan horse
 - troll
 - Troll-O-Meter
 - tron
 - troughie
 - true-hacker
 - tty
 - tube
 - tube time
 - tumbler
 - tunafish
 - tune
 - turbo nerd
 - Turing tar-pit
 - turist
 - Tux
 - tweak
 - TWENEX
 - twiddle
 - twilight zone
 - twink
 - twirling baton
 - two pi
 - two-to-the-N
 - tyop
 
- U
 - u-
 - UBD
 - UBE
 - ubergeek
 - UCE
 - UDP
 - UN*X
 - undefined external reference
 - under the hood
 - undocumented feature
 - uninteresting
 - Unix
 - Unix brain damage
 - Unix conspiracy
 - Unix weenie
 - unixism
 - unswizzle
 - unwind the stack
 - unwind-protect
 - up
 - upload
 - upstream
 - upthread
 - uptime
 - urchin
 - URL
 - Usenet
 - Usenet Death Penalty
 - user
 - user-friendly
 - user-obsequious
 - userland
 - Utah teapot, the
 - UTSL
 - UUOC
 
- V
 - V7
 - vadding
 - vanilla
 - vanity domain
 - vannevar
 - vaporware
 - var
 - vaston
 - VAX
 - VAXen
 - vaxocentrism
 - vdiff
 - veeblefester
 - velveeta
 - Venus flytrap
 - verbage
 - verbiage
 - Version 7
 - vgrep
 - vi
 - video toaster
 - videotex
 - virgin
 - virtual
 - virtual beer
 - virtual Friday
 - virtual reality
 - virtual shredder
 - virus
 - visionary
 - Visual Fred
 - VMS
 - voice
 - voice-net
 - voodoo programming
 - VR
 - Vulcan nerve pinch
 - vulture capitalist
 
- W
 - w00t
 - wabbit
 - WAITS
 - waldo
 - walk
 - walk off the end of
 - walking drives
 - wall
 - wall follower
 - wall time
 - wall wart
 - wallhack
 - wango
 - wank
 - wannabee
 - war dialer
 - war-driving
 - war-chalking
 - -ware
 - warez
 - warez d00dz
 - warez kiddies
 - warlording
 - warm boot
 - wart
 - washing machine
 - washing software
 - water MIPS
 - wave a dead chicken
 - weasel
 - web pointer
 - web ring
 - web toaster
 - webify
 - webmaster
 - wedged
 - wedgie
 - wedgitude
 - weeble
 - weeds
 - weenie
 - Weenix
 - well-behaved
 - well-connected
 - wetware
 - whack
 - whack-a-mole
 - whacker
 - whales
 - What's a spline?
 - wheel
 - wheel bit
 - wheel of reincarnation
 - wheel wars
 - white hat
 - whitelist
 - whizzy
 - Whorfian mind-lock
 - wibble
 - WIBNI
 - widget
 - wiggles
 - wild side
 - WIMP environment
 - win
 - win big
 - win win
 - Winchester
 - windoid
 - window shopping
 - Windowsitis
 - Windoze
 - winged comments
 - winkey
 - winnage
 - winner
 - winnitude
 - Wintel
 - Wintendo
 - wired
 - wirehead
 - wirewater
 - wish list
 - within delta of
 - within epsilon of
 - wizard
 - Wizard Book
 - wizard hat
 - wizard mode
 - wizardly
 - wok-on-the-wall
 - womb box
 - WOMBAT
 - womble
 - wonky
 - workaround
 - working as designed
 - worm
 - wormhole
 - wound around the axle
 - wrap around
 - write-only code
 - write-only language
 - write-only memory
 - Wrong Thing
 - wugga wugga
 - wumpus
 - WYSIAYG
 - WYSIWYG
 
- X
 - X
 - XEROX PARC
 - XOFF
 - XON
 - xor
 - xref
 - XXX
 - xyzzy
 
- Y
 - YA-
 - YABA
 - YAFIYGI
 - yak shaving
 - YAUN
 - yellow card
 - yellow wire
 - Yet Another
 - YHBT
 - YKYBHTLW
 - YMMV
 - You are not expected to understand this
 - You know you've been hacking too long when
 - Your mileage may vary
 - Yow!
 - yoyo mode
 - Yu-Shiang Whole Fish
 
- Z
 - zap
 - zapped
 - Zawinski's Law
 - zbeba
 - zen
 - zero
 - zero-content
 - Zero-One-Infinity Rule
 - zeroth
 - zigamorph
 - zip
 - zipperhead
 - zombie
 - zorch
 - Zork
 - zorkmid